Saturday, May 29, 2010

Mr. Oil Corporation: Be A Hero & Get Free Oil

This is a proposal directed at one of the oil and gas corporations with an imagination and balls to use it. Maybe Devon Oil or Chesapeake in Oklahoma City for example.

Super tankers can pump up concentrated pools of spilled oil.
This has been done in Saudi oil spills in the past.
The wild well in the Gulf is creating at least two types of oil plumes of some large volume.
One plume type is probably a hydrocarbon hydrate formed from the natural gas being injected in to the cold brine environment of the bottom of the gulf.
The other plume type is cold dense crude oil floating beneath the surface.

Under the rules of maritime salvage they are yours for the taking. They are free.
Better than that you can be paid for salvaging them by BP.

Wouldn't you love to have BP pay you to take their oil?

Plus!

YOU WOULD BE A HERO TO AMERICA!
YOU WOULD SAVE YOUR OWN OILY ASS AND DRILLING RIGHTS IN THE GULF!

Damn talk about a good day. Stick it to BP. Be a genuine American hero. Make money. Get paid for making money. Get invited to the White House. ETC.

Better get on it quick however.
Chavez/Chevron reads these social media thinges too and he would love to stick it to America.
Please don't let him get there first.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What a brillant dang idea this is. You should win a Noble prize for this. At least ask for 15% of the profits they make. Save America and get rich doing it. Wow!
Moron!

----The Fatman